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Naked Maid? Be Careful What You Ask For
By KEITH MORELLI | The Tampa Tribune
Published: May 30, 2008
TAMPA - Somewhere between the naked maid blamed in the theft
of $40,000 in jewelry and Alice from "The Brady Bunch"
fall the Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay.
Matt Johnson started the business two weeks ago, signing up
a few maids and clients, so he's trying to distance himself
from anyone who would clean up in the nude, let alone victimize
the customers.
A Lutz man reported that a nude maid he hired, while his wife
was away, made off with the family jewelry. Investigators on
the case are looking to speak with a woman who has worked as
a model, but no arrests have been made.
Tribune photo by CLIFF MCBRIDE
Johnson offers a more modest service: "hot girls who come
into your home and clean," according to his Web site.
"They show a little midriff and a little leg," he
said. "It's nothing you wouldn't see in a Hooters or a
WingHouse."
Stephen Fisher, who owns the Merry Maids franchise in Hillsborough
County, said he doesn't expect sexy maid services to cut into
his business.
People who want their houses really cleaned probably wouldn't
hire a naked woman to do it, he said. They are after something
else, Fisher said.
He was surprised by the nude maid theft.
"It was a chuckle at first. But it's stories like this
that help our business, the reason being people will see this
and say, 'I don't need to hire a fly-by-night cleaning service.
Instead I need to hire a legitimate business.' "
Johnson said he's legitimate — and confident he'll be
successful, based on what he portrayed as an informal marketing
survey. He's opened and closed a few other kinds of businesses
before.
"You'd think, and I thought, that the only people who
would hire us would be rich, young bachelors or dirty, old men,"
Johnson said.
Not so, he said. Wives and girlfriends have hired his sexy
maids to clean homes for the enjoyment of their significant
others.
He has three maids working for him and interviewed four more
today, he said.
One was Brandi Froebel, a 19-year-old University of South Florida
student who is tired of being unemployed. She sat with Johnson
at a Carrollwood coffeehouse and sipped an iced coffee while
interviewing for the job.
"I just think this will be fun," Froebel said.
Johnson asked if she minded cleaning other people's tubs and
toilets.
"Do we have gloves?"
"I will give you gloves."
Then, OK, she said. No problem.
Flirtatious comments?
"I'm not offended by it," she said. "I would
just kind of go with it."
People watching her?
"If I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing, I wouldn't
worry about it.
Froebel had all the right answers on coming across something
expensive, or a gun, on reacting if someone propositioned her,
and on using pepper spray.
"I'm a friendly person," she said. "I have high
self-esteem. I'm not shy."
Johnson offered the job on the spot and provided some marching
orders: "Your job is to clean. You can take the time to
talk with the customers and be cute, but your job is to clean."
Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay charges $75 an hour with a two-hour
minimum.
Job applicants, the company Web site says, must be "beautiful
and in great shape with fun personalities," preferably
with an "All-American cheerleader, surfer, girl-next-door"
look.
Among the rules: "No escorting or physical contact with
the clients with will be tolerated at any time."
There are rules for the customers, too, and like the maids,
all undergo criminal background checks, he said.
Reporter Keith Morelli can be reached at (813) 259-7760 or
kmorelli@tampatrib.com.
Neil Strauss
He is a contributing editor at Rolling Stone and also writes
regularly for The New York Times. He is well known for his best-selling
book The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup
Artists. June 1st, 2008
To Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay- "You
are a shining example of humanity. Sarge on…" - Neil
Strauss
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2nd Annual Bastards Day BBQ
Friday, May 30, 2008 Fatherless People It's Your Day
2nd Annual Bastard's Day BBQ
Yeah man...it's here once again. All
started by fatherless Buckethead in 2007 and ever since been
the fastest growing holiday that doesn't show up on a calendar.
This day's for you...those that never
had the Dad to throw the football around with...those that didn't
have the Dad to help with your homework...and those that couldn't
ask Dad about the birds and the bees so you learned by trial
and error.
Friday, June 13th during the show we'll
be holding this private event.
How do you become apart of this? Listen
for your chance to come into the studio.
Free food, drinks plus:
-Speed Fathering
-Football Tossing
...and more
Plus...we'll be giving away 2
visits from Dust Bunnies cleaning service
Fathers!! We'll need you so listen up
to come into the studio and give that "Dad" advice
these bastard's never got.
Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay is a eco-friendly
Residential Cleaning / Residential Maid service.
Dust Bunnies of Tampa Bay is NOT an escort service.
Safety is our first priority with all our staff.
No escorting or physical contact with the clients with will
be tolerated at any time!!